BB4H Surtur

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Surtur has been an avid supporter of the BB4H clan since its inception. He has been one of the most faithful to the BB4H cause and has never shown any signs of misbehavior. Even though he isn't one of the founding fathers, he is seen with equally high regard. This had led people to call him "the fifth founding father".

Surtur became BB4H's Ministry of Defence after being rejected by the Swedish Army. This is because the Swedish Army is racist and probably because his leg was broken at the time. He has not of yet been forced to make any important decisions as the Minister of Defence.

Many people value Surtur's honesty and this has unfortunately caused him trouble has he has repeatedly said the N-word. He also likes to joke about rape (a lot), a little to much according to the public opinion.

Fun fact: Surtur is currently BB4H's primary chauffeur.

Personal life
Surtur currently has two mother figures in his life and oftenly refers to his birth mother as a whore. His father disappeared one day while going out to buy milk and has been missing since then.

He and [REDACTED) have had numerous hookups since they were born.

Surtur's biggest goal in life is to get a young loose wife, preferably born around the year of 2005. Why you might ask? I have no fucking idea.