BB4H Jöns

NOTE: This page has yet not been moderated and fact checked. Jöns is the top ranked prostitute within BB4H clan. He is widely regarded as the best sexual entertainer, having the best reviews on BB4H's Grindr page. On an average day he sexually satisfies 1.5 high ranking BB4H members. He started the succesful company of Suzuki Garphyttan in 1940 with the financial support of both Stalin and Adolf H. He now has 12 different brothels scattered around the Arab world. Ta Mig Hårt reccommended his brothels to the rest of the BB4H members. Jöns took this opportunity to market his outstanding leadership skills within the sexual business sector.

Early Childhood
Jöns was born in the bushes of Garphyttans kindergarten with a bottle of rum besides him at any moment. One day he killed one of his classmates by accident, leading to Jöns being hospitalised in Öbo for a year due to his temperament while drinking. Leading down a dark path of drinking and sexually assaulting women xd. After three years of constant drinking and fucking Jöns got enough and decided to overdose on Ey'Bro, a popular party drug to relieve stress and anxiety. Luckily his suicide attempt failed as he was put on suicide watch by the police. He spend a night in the so called "fyllecell", a tortuous room without a place to sleep and decaying infrastructure. Rats ate one of his penis balls as he was trying to sleep. This catastrophic incident lead to Jöns starting his own OnlyFans with one goal in mind, becoming a sexual God.