BB4H Hummus XD

Hummus was born in the People's Republic of Bethlehem in the year 0 B.C. He was taken from his real family at a young age, and subsequently forced to create massive structures in the hit-game Minecraft.

Following the Third World War, Hummus went into hiding from the Border Patrols. After a long chase across the seven continents, Hummus was finally caught by HB4B militia during a visit to Krakow, Poland. [REDACTED] and Gabe were reportedly also present at the time, but eluded capture.

Now Hummus is imprisoned in the Netherlands, waiting to stand trial for the various war crimes he committed during the Third World War.

BB4H Status
Hummus is the member of the inner BB4H circle who joined latest. As such, he is considered the least powerful of the group, although the most dangerous. Hummus' status as the number one most retarded member is as of yet undisputed, owing to his extreme DAMP. When Kekman died, the leadership of BB4H passed to Hummus, who is currently running the organization from his prison cell in The Hague. After Hummus is executed, it is presumed that a power struggle will occur between Gabe and [REDACTED], where both will be seeking to take control of BB4H.

As of November 2019, Hummus is no longer considered to be BB4H as he is committing adultery with a fellow femoid.

The previous statement is false. No such thing has ever occurred and any evidence supporting it is Drehmerist propaganda.

As of November 2020, Hummus is no longer considered to be BB4H as he is committing adultery with a fellow male.

Escape from prison
In 2046, Hummus managed to escape The Hague during the daily Pride Parade. By dressing up as a woman, the Guards were fooled into thinking that a woman had been mistakenly imprisoned, and because they were HB4B white knights, they immediately let him out. Hummus safely made it out of the prison and stole a car, driving away into the sunset.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, Hummus was beset by a vision of the past. Infront of Hummus' eyes, the ghost of his dead friend Kekman appeared, driving a Dodge Charger beside him, blasting Flat Beat on full volume. This finally broke Hummus' heart, and he then decided to commit suicide. After travelling to Nürburgring, Hummus summoned a Porsche Carrera with the last of his powers, and after driving a distance down the track, crashed straight into the wall, dying instantly from the explosion."Din Mamma..."

- Hummus XD

Quotes
"En raket behöver inga hjul"

"Top 10 moments when BB4H wasn't a real thing"

"Kekman more like fuckman"

"kekapa"

"ta hon som gillar fötter"

"Sex?"